They confirm that Oxxos are already being placed on the beaches.
Wet-floor branch.- As part of its expansion plans, the Oxxo chain will begin opening branches on the seafront, for the convenience of all its customers and casual beachgoers.
"It's part of our new marketing strategy: beach, beer, and heat, all in the same combo," said a company spokesperson, without elaborating on the issue of the missing "Vikings."
Oxxo aquatics are now a realityA flooded #Oxxo ! pic.twitter.com/FdaENiB8ms
— Dalia Callita (@daliacallita) September 25, 2013
In fact, at the same time the ambitious maritime invasion plan was announced, Internet users from different coasts began uploading photos of some of the branches that had already opened on beaches and in the country's bays.
“I came in for a Gatorade and came out snorkeling with a shrimp skewer,” explained one of the first customers to enter these peculiar branches.
The same spokesperson clarified that the stores will be accessible by swimming, kayaking, or submarine, so an underwater parking lot will be set up for customers to arrive. However, they are advised that if they buy a Maruchan, they should eat it on land, to avoid cramps.
🌧️Flooding in the Charo exit area was caused by this Friday's storm in #Morelia.
The cars were partially underwater outside an OXXO and at a gas station.
📹: Christian Fuentes pic.twitter.com/mXWuTKEvSw
— The Voice of Michoacán (@vozmichoacan) August 5, 2022
Despite the benefits of having these convenience stores right where the waves crash, there are some drawbacks, such as "low tide," the always-slippery floors, and the salty taste that clings to the coffee… something that employees will have to address when they finish taking inventory.
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