Home industry

Due to a very stupid mistake on my part, the wooden floor in the living room looks terrible. I had some lovely soapy water with natural vinegar left over, and I quickly picked up this section of floor.
The man from the flooring company comes to take a look. I point out the wide, dark streaks, the disastrous result of my home-made work. I anxiously await his undoubtedly devastating verdict.
All he says is: “Madam, what crooked jobs, you really are a very sloppy mop.”
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