Titanic sank due to shipping mishap, revealed
Mislabeled Ocean - More than 100 years after its sinking, nautical engineering specialists have just revealed that the Titanic's accident was caused by a "shipping mishap" and not by an iceberg, as had long been believed.
According to the new report, the ship was traveling at full speed when a portion of the waterway became misaligned, causing the liner to lurch and end up on the ocean floor, creating one of the most dramatic scenes in film history.
"It was a technical error, not by the captain or the government. The Maritime Routes Secretariat failed to properly supervise, and of course, the Titanic sank ," one researcher commented during a morning press conference.
Among the report's observations, it is suggested that future voyages be marked with traffic signs, as well as installing floating buffers and speed bumps to prevent vessels from veering off course due to waves.
For their part, some defenders of the "unsinkable" ocean liner design have come out to downplay the situation:
“ Every year, all kinds of ships sink, from fishing boats to cruise ships… I don't see why there's so much fuss about the Titanic,” explained a technician who wants to be named port captain.
For his part, James Cameron announced that he is already preparing a second part of the film, which would be called Titanic 2: Accident on the Track , in which it would be shown that the iceberg was actually only double-parked and that the captain was distracted by the couples on board “getting hot.”
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