Losing candidate in Canada will block Niagara Falls, calling for a "vote for a vote."

Ranger's Den - The candidate who lost the Canadian election has threatened to block Niagara Falls, demanding that votes be counted "vote by vote, maple tree by maple tree."

This is Pierre Poilievre, who, after the election results were announced, immediately denounced fraud, while announcing that he will take measures to ensure a recount of all the elks who voted on election day.

A 6-month sit-in is coming to Canada.

“What a coincidence that we won in Alberta and Manitoba, but in Quebec they had such a huge advantage over us,” Poilievre said, holding a jar of maple syrup menacingly.

As part of their demands, the conservative, along with his supporters, will block Niagara Falls until the authorities responsible for the count relent and have the entire RCMP count vote by vote, elk by elk.

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Similarly, he has asked his supporters to organize a sit-in on Yonge Street in Toronto until all the ballot papers are opened and the already announced result is confirmed.

"We'll stay here for six months if necessary," Pierre said, certain that no one had ever thought of this post-election pressure technique.

And in case you missed it: the guy who kicked a worker out of his house in Mazatlán has already come out to clarify that he's not a gringo and even gave his version of the story.

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