Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends form union to demand royalties from new album

Kansas Sports.- A group of at least 27 of Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends announced the formation of a union to demand royalties for songs they claim are "clearly inspired" by her failed relationships.

Following the release of the singer's new EP, Swift's ex-partners agreed that all of the album's singles are inspired by them, hence their decision to demand royalties from them.

The Life of a Showgirl, the new album from Taylor Swift. Listen now on Spotify❤️‍🔥 pic.twitter.com/DiLtt7AHSJ

— Spotify (@Spotify) October 3, 2025

Taylor Swift owes bonuses to those who inspired her

" We want a percentage, even if it's symbolic, of every Spotify stream. I mean, if he hasn't forgotten us and keeps mentioning us in every song, then we'll get something," said Joe Jonas, who serves as the union's spokesperson.

To add pressure, the so-called International Union of Taylor Swift's Exes (SINTAY) has already printed t-shirts with the slogan "No ex, no hits," which are selling very well on Amazon and will undoubtedly reach the artist.

The worst Taylor Swift album of all time just dropped… this feels like a big fat prank pic.twitter.com/mzKvhz8E9R

—໊ (@arianagbgod) October 3, 2025

The plaintiffs' petition includes:

• Emotional insurance that covers collateral damage from indirect consequences in letters.

• A Christmas bonus paid in autographed vinyl records, so they can resell them on eBay.

• That, at least once a year, Taylor writes a “happy” song in their honor, so it doesn’t sound like a Bizarrap session.

“If Taylor releases another album inspired by us, then we’ll ask for retroactive bonuses ,” threatened another guy who no one knew had been with her… until he mentioned it in a chorus.

On the other hand, it is reported that the "Cruel Summer" singer is completely in love and fully immersed in preparing for her upcoming wedding to Travis Kelce.

And in case you didn't see it : they found a guy identical to Juan Gabriel in Paris, and well, who knows.

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