Piqué, relieved to have no hints on Taylor Swift's album
Kansas Culé.- Gerard Piqué said he was relieved that there isn't a single reference or reproach toward him in Taylor Swift's new album.
Just hours after the singer's new EP was released, the former soccer player was able to breathe a sigh of relief when he realized that not a single song contained a reference to him, leaving months of anxiety and emotional paranoia behind.
I was giving this Taylor Swift album a chance, but girl, it's so bad. What about this album is really 'showgirl' besides the aesthetic? There's nothing new—just basic stuff, and not even good. pic.twitter.com/rf0zjcoHHS
— Miley Cyrus COUNTRY (@endtheeasylover) October 3, 2025
“Ever since I heard Swift was releasing a new album, I was worried she'd drop hints; luckily for me, she didn't even mention me,” the ex-Barça native explained after listening to the entire album on Spotify.
Taylor Swift left Piqué intactAlthough he carefully reviewed the lyrics of every song, there isn't a single hint directed at him, which has allowed him to refocus on his street soccer tournaments.
" I thought something like 'Shut up and play,' or a three-minute chorus describing me was going to come up... but no, nothing. Not a single allusion ," Shakira's ex added, relieved.
She rejected the Super Bowl show She is not touring for her new album
She just got engaged
Do I have to say it? Okay Taylor Swift is pregnant pic.twitter.com/szBRzI5Orl
— obj 🪽 (@obj0x0) October 3, 2025
While Piqué has gotten away with it, this hasn't been the case for all of the singer's ex-boyfriends, who are mentioned disdainfully in the choruses of the new songs, justifying Gerard's fears.
For now, Taylor Swift fans have expressed their approval of the new album, although they admit that "she did miss the session with Bizarrap," which would have upset the aforementioned exes.
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