Historians will review the Gregorian calendar after Nodal's May

Following Christian Nodal's revelation about how much he earned last May, historians are already analyzing how to modify the Gregorian calendar that has governed us until now.

The dilemma arose after hearing the popular singer's statements, who explained that, during that May filled with love and "heat strokes," he managed to become a father, congratulate his ex, kiss Angela for the first time, marry her, and pay his phone bill on time.

Nodal saying that he broke up with Cazzu on May 8th, and started dating Angela on the 13th and they got married on the 29th #LaCasaDeLosFamososMx pic.twitter.com/cFPkQog81M

— Gab Gav ❤️‍🔥 (@gabgavvv123) August 14, 2025

Nodal has come to question everything we knew about time.

“There’s no way anyone could have done that in a single month, even if it’s 31 days long,” revealed a watchmaker who used to service Big Ben.

Trying to understand that for Nodal, the month of May is like the equivalent of a dog year for humans??? pic.twitter.com/MRcAIKQLRn

— Andre (@Andreadelsolarr) August 14, 2025

Nodal's statements have led several specialists to theorize that time is becoming more efficient due to the Earth's rotation, which in recent years has shifted toward the poles.

"It's precisely because of these changes that a person can become a father, kiss someone for the first time, and get married in the same calendar month," said a meteorologist and critic of the Gregorian calendar.

This whole situation is expected to prompt chronologists and historians to move up their five-yearly meeting to determine whether to add two days to each month, given that people seem to be doing more and more with their time.

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