Christian Streich: The most beautiful angry celebrations of the former Freiburg coach


First matchday of the current season: Freiburg wins 2-1 at Hoffenheim. The joy is immense. Or is it the urge to urinate?

Is this a promotion celebration? Or a South Baden initiation rite, in which the youngsters, just before they officially become men, are kicked over one by one by the village's most aggressive player? Or did the ball simply escape Streich? We don't know. What we do know is that no one celebrates as furiously as the Freiburg coach. But see for yourself.

Hard on the outside, but all soft on the inside.

Or rather: soft shell, hard core.

Christian Streich has always been someone who likes to swim against the tide. Or rather, he likes to party against the tide.

Particularly beautiful: the aggressive celebratory jumps perfected by Christian Streich.

Fun fact: This is exactly the pose you need to eat a one-meter XXXL supersize sandwich in less than 15 seconds.

Here's the scenario: This man approaches you in a bar and yells, "That's enough." What do you do? And how do you know the escape will be successful?

Here's the scenario: This man approaches you in the bar and yells, "I've really had enough!" What do you do? And why the hell are you still in the damn bar???

A cheer of rage, so beautiful, one would like to see it carved in stone in front of the Black Forest Stadium.

Nice subcategory of aggro-cheering: the passive-aggressive, demonstrative non-cheering while everyone else goes crazy with joy.




Also good: The jump-like aggro hug, which is both damn good and damn painful for the players.






Unbelievable but true: At this moment Christian Streich invents wogging (angry jogging).


Practical: If Christian Streich ever wants to scare away the pigeons on Freiburg's Münsterplatz, he simply has to celebrate a goal.

"WE DECIDED TO ACHIEVE NOTHING IN LIFE, WHICH, THANK GOD, WE SUCCEEDED. We're heavy drinkers and work-shy, but we're loyal to UNITED. That's how we live, yes, we. That's how we live. UNITED!!! UNITED!!!"

One of our absolute favorite poses: the angry opera singer.

Even as a player, Christian Streich was happy in a different way.

Could also dance next to someone on the weird Psytrance floor at Fusion: Christian Streich.

Sometimes he snorts at the grass out of joy: Christian Streich.

He would like to celebrate angrily, but also doesn't want to risk someone tickling him in the armpit: Christian Streich.

Cheers while others freeze: Christian Streich.

With this kind of primal scream, Christian Streich would also get his favorite candy at the supermarket counter.

Could go crazy again, with how well his team is playing: Christian Streich.

He's even angry, not as angry as the lucky prankster: Timo Werner.

Stein always wins when Christian Streich says so!

Not pictured: Marco Materazzi.

Away win in Paderborn? A gentleman enjoys it and stares angrily into the East Westphalian void!

Attention: It's about to explode.

“I want the whole world to know that I’m extremely happy and extremely angry at the same time, for crying out loud!”

Remember Brad Pitt in Troy? This is him now. Feel old yet?

Also great: the cheer punch.

Exemplary and safer for everyone: During the pandemic, Streich only celebrated furiously while wearing a mask.

It doesn't really have anything to do with celebrating, but we didn't want to withhold it from you: Christian Streich with the handbrake released during summer tobogganing.

And lest this come across the wrong way: We know that Christian Streich is actually a really nice guy. To that, a latently aggressive "Yippee!"
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